King of the Castle.

*smooth radio voice* Holla.   Girl. 21. Florida. Part-time writer who likes to sing aloud as she walks around downtown and take at least a minute to admire the neighborhood creek.
Yeah. That's me.
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ruinedchildhood:

When the bae texts you to come over

ruinedchildhood:

When the bae texts you to come over

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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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#dying  #lmao  #lolz 

hoechbeard:

bussykiller:

your selfiesimage

highly anticipated and wildly popular? you’re right

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deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

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keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking

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i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

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nickiminajvevo:

when you see something you wanna reblog but refresh the page

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basedmanga:

finally michelle obama is bout to release her bankai and change america.

basedmanga:

finally michelle obama is bout to release her bankai and change america.

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